150 Christmas Jokes for Kids (Funny, Short and Printable)
December is busy, and keeping kids happy between school parties, family visits and long winter evenings can wear anyone out. One of the easiest fixes is a good laugh. These 150 Christmas jokes for kids cover Santa, reindeer, elves, snowmen, trees, food and presents, plus knock-knock jokes and smarter ones for ages 10 and 11. Every joke is clean and family friendly. Tap to reveal each punchline after your kids guess, open a new joke every day with the Advent calendar, and print free lunchbox joke cards without signing up for anything.
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Short Christmas Jokes for Kids
These quick one-liners are easy for little kids to remember and retell. They work well in Christmas cards, crackers and lunchbox notes.
What do you call a kid who loves Christmas too much?
A Santa-mental fan!
Why was the Christmas cookie so sleepy?
It was up all night on the cookie sheet.
What do you call a bell that won't ring?
A ding-dong-dud.
Why did the candy cane go to school?
To get a little sweeter at spelling.
What is a snowflake's favorite game?
Freeze tag!
What did the ornament say to the tree?
Thanks for letting me hang out.
Which cookie loses its temper the fastest?
A ginger snap!
What do you call a Christmas sock that tells jokes?
A stocking stuffer of laughs.
Why are Christmas lights so good at school?
They always shine in class.
What do you call a wreath made of dollar bills?
An evergreen-back.
Why did the tinsel get grounded?
It was hanging around too late.
What is a present's favorite dance?
The wrap-and-roll.
Why did the jingle bell get a gold star?
It always rang in on time.
What do you call a Christmas tree that tells stories?
A tall tale fir.
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Santa Jokes
The big man in the red suit gets plenty of laughs. Try these at the dinner table on Christmas Eve.
Why does Santa love his garden?
Because he likes to ho, ho, hoe!
What does Santa use to fish?
His north pole.
Why did Santa learn to play the drums?
He wanted to keep the beat on the rooftops.
Why is Santa so good at math?
He always counts his presents twice.
What does Santa say when he gets lost?
Ho, ho, how do I get home?
Why did Santa bring a map to the North Pole?
He kept going around in circles.
Why did Santa get a gold star at school?
He was always on the nice list.
How does Santa stay in shape?
He does lots of chimney climbs.
What do you call Santa after he eats all the cookies?
Stuffed Claus.
Why does Santa always smile at the North Pole?
Because there's snow place like home.
What kind of photos does Santa take?
Claus-ups.
Why did Santa sit on the toy computer?
He wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
What do you call Santa when he writes his list?
Santa Clause.
Why did Santa put a bell on his sleigh?
So the reindeer could hear him coming.
How does Santa check the weather?
He looks at the rain-deer forecast.
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Reindeer Jokes
Dasher, Dancer, Blitzen and the rest of the team are the stars of these silly jokes. Want the real story behind the team? See how many reindeer Santa has and all their names.
What do reindeer use to fix their homework?
An eraser-deer.
Why did the reindeer join the band?
It had great antler-tunes.
What is a reindeer's favorite snack?
Hay-ppy meals.
Why do reindeer make great friends?
They're always there for you, deer.
What do you call a reindeer who loves to dance?
Prancer, of course!
Why did Comet always win the race?
He was a shooting star.
What do reindeer do at the beach?
They make sand sleighs.
What do you call a reindeer that loves spicy food?
A red-hot nose.
What do you call a reindeer that can't stop sneezing?
Achoo-dolph.
What is a reindeer's favorite night of the year?
Christmas Eve, when they finally get to fly!
Why did Blitzen get a speeding ticket?
He was flying in a no-sleigh zone.
How do reindeer say goodbye?
Antler-vista, baby!
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Elf Jokes
Santa’s little helpers work hard all year, so they deserve a few good laughs too.
Why did the elf get a job at the bakery?
He was good at making shortbread.
What do elves do on their day off?
They take a little elf-care time.
Why did the elf sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on time for Christmas.
What do you call an elf who sings opera?
A little high-note helper.
How do elves get to the top floor?
They take the elf-evator.
Why did the elf go to school?
To learn his elf-abet… and his times tables.
What do elves put on their pancakes?
Maple snowp.
What is an elf's favorite type of story?
A short story.
Why do elves love video calls?
They get to see everyone face to elf.
What do you call an elf who keeps every toy?
A shelf-ish elf.
Why did the elf bring a pencil to the workshop?
To draw up the toy plans.
What kind of exercise do elves like?
Elf-robics!
Why do elves make terrible basketball players?
They can reach the stockings, but never the hoop.
How does an elf answer the phone?
Elf-o? Who's calling the North Pole?
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Snowman Jokes
Cool, frosty and a little bit flaky, these snowman jokes are perfect for snow days.
What do snowmen do on weekends?
They just chill.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because Frost bites!
What is a snowman's favorite drink?
Iced cocoa.
Why did the snowman go to the doctor?
He felt a little flaky.
What did the snowman say at the end of the party?
I'm melting with happiness!
How do snowmen say hello?
Ice to meet you!
Why was the snowman so good at his job?
He never lost his cool.
What is a snowman's favorite cereal?
Snow Flakes.
What do you call a snowman who loves music?
A cool cat.
Why did the snowman bring a map?
He didn't want to get lost in a snowdrift.
What do snowmen use to pay for things?
Cold hard cash.
What did the snowman say when it started raining?
This is snow joke!
What does a snowman put on his salad?
Ice-berg lettuce.
Why did the snowman go to school?
To get a snow-cation.
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Christmas Tree and Ornament Jokes
Lights, ornaments and pine needles all get the joke treatment here.
Why did the Christmas tree feel so proud?
Everyone kept saying it looked tree-mendous.
What did one Christmas light say to the other?
You light up my life.
Why was the tree so tired on December 26th?
It was all decorated out.
What did the star say to the top of the tree?
I've got you covered up here.
Why did the pine tree get in trouble at school?
It was being a little needle-some.
How do Christmas trees keep secrets?
They just stay rooted and never branch out.
What is a Christmas tree's favorite music?
Pine-o music.
Why did the ornament break up with the tree?
It needed some space to hang out alone.
What did the tree say when it got its lights?
I'm feeling so bright today!
Why are Christmas trees great at parties?
They always bring their presents.
What do you call a tree with no lights?
A little dim.
Why did the Christmas tree go to the gym?
To work on its trunk.
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Gingerbread, Cookie and Christmas Food Jokes
From gingerbread men to hot cocoa, these tasty jokes go great with a plate of cookies.
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling a little crumbly.
What is a gingerbread man's favorite sport?
Cookie-ball.
Why did the cookie cry?
Its mom had been a wafer too long.
What did the candy cane say to the cookie?
Let's stick together this Christmas.
Why did the hot cocoa get a medal?
It was the marsh-mellow champion.
What do you call a gingerbread house with no candy?
Home sweet home-less.
Why was the turkey picked for the band?
It came with its own drumsticks.
What do you get when you leave cookies out too long?
Santa's crumbs.
Why was the hot cocoa so popular at the party?
It was the hot topic.
What is a cookie's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Bites.
Why was the mince pie so good at hide and seek?
It was always undercover.
What do you call a frozen gingerbread man?
A cookie-cicle.
Why did the candy cane win the race?
It had a sweet finish.
What do you call a cake made at the North Pole?
A brrr-thday cake.
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Present and Wrapping Paper Jokes
Tape, bows and boxes are funnier than you think. Save these for Christmas morning.
What did the box say to the bow?
You complete me.
Why did the present go to the party?
It was all wrapped up in fun.
What do you call a gift that keeps falling over?
A present tense.
Why was the wrapping paper so happy?
It finally felt all together.
What did the gift say on Christmas morning?
I've been waiting all year to open up!
Why did the tape quit its job?
It just couldn't stick with it.
What did the bow say to the ribbon?
Let's tie the knot.
Why did the kid shake every present?
He wanted to check for good vibrations.
What is a present's favorite school subject?
Wrap-ography.
Why did the gift card feel lonely?
No one ever opened up to it.
What do you call a present for a sheep?
A wool-come gift.
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Christmas Animal Jokes
Penguins, polar bears, sheep and pets all join the Christmas fun.
What do penguins say at Christmas?
Have an ice day!
Why do polar bears love Christmas?
They get to bear-y their presents in the snow.
What do cats love to put on their Christmas tree?
Mouse-tletoe.
What does a dog leave out for Santa?
Milk and bones.
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Spain?
Fleece Navidad!
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Why did the owl love Christmas Eve?
Because it was a hoot.
What do squirrels hang on their trees?
Nut-cracker ornaments.
What do you call a fish at Christmas?
A Merry Fish-mas!
Why did the cow love Christmas?
It got lots of moo-sic.
What is a polar bear's favorite holiday treat?
Ice-ing on the cookies.
What did the pig say to Santa?
Oink you for my presents!
What do polar bears do for fun at Christmas?
They play ice hockey with the penguins.
What do you call a puppy in the snow?
A chili dog.
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Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock-knock jokes are perfect for younger kids because they know exactly when to say “Who’s there?”
Knock, knock. Who's there? Holly. Holly who?
Holly-days are here, let me in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who?
Wanda build a snowman?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Elf. Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present, please!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who?
Snow time to waste, it's almost Christmas!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Yule. Yule who?
Yule never guess what I got you!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who?
Gladys Christmas, aren't you?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Rein. Rein who?
Rein-deer are landing on the roof!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Candy. Candy who?
Candy cane come in for cocoa?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Freeze. Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
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Christmas Jokes for Kids Ages 10-11
Older kids want jokes with smarter wordplay, school humor and a little sarcasm. These are the ones tweens actually think are funny.
Why did the math book look sad at Christmas?
It had too many problems to wrap.
Why is wrapping presents like a group project?
You do all the work and someone else gets the thank-you.
What do you call an elf who studies the stars?
An astro-elf-er.
Why did the snowman study science?
He wanted to understand his phase changes.
Why did Dasher fail his spelling test?
He rushed through every word.
Why did the gingerbread man carry a mirror?
To check his icing before the party.
Why did the Christmas tree break up with the calendar?
Their days were numbered.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog?
Frostbite.
Why was the history teacher excited for Christmas?
She loved all the presents from the past.
What did the geometry student give her friend?
A Christmas tree-angle.
Why did the computer love Christmas?
It finally got some new bytes.
What is an elf's favorite type of music?
Wrap, followed closely by sleigh-p hop.
Why do mummies love Christmas?
They love all the wrapping.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
Why did the Wi-Fi go to the Christmas party?
It wanted to make connections.
What did the calendar say to the advent calendar?
You only work 24 days a year?
Why did the snowflake win the talent show?
It was one of a kind.
What do you call a broken Christmas drum?
Unbeatable.
Why don't skeletons go caroling?
They have no body to sing with.
Why did the singer bring a ladder to the carol concert?
To reach the high notes.
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Christmas Joke Advent Calendar
Make the countdown to Christmas funnier. Each door opens on its day in December, from the 1st to the 24th, with a new joke inside. Come back every day with your kids to open the next one, or read one out at breakfast before school.
Printable Christmas Lunchbox Jokes
A joke tucked into a lunchbox is a small thing that makes kids smile in the middle of a school day. Tap “Save for lunchbox” on your favorite jokes, then use “Print saved” in the bar at the bottom of the screen, or print the jokes in any filter with “Print joke cards”. There is no email sign-up, and the cards work on plain printer paper.
Fun Ways to Use Christmas Jokes
- Homemade Christmas crackers. Roll a joke into a paper towel tube with a small treat and wrap it in paper.
- Christmas cards. Write one joke inside each card for cousins and friends.
- Class parties. Teachers can use a joke as a brain break or a reward between activities.
- Dinner-table game. Everyone reads a joke and the family votes for the funniest one.
- Elf on the Shelf notes. Leave a joke with your elf each morning for a quick laugh.
- Road trips. Take turns reading jokes on the drive to see family.
How Do You Tell a Joke So Kids Laugh?
Pause after the question and give kids time to guess before you share the answer. Say the punchline clearly, keep a straight face, and don’t explain the joke unless they ask. Little kids love the same joke again and again, so repeating a favorite is part of the fun.
Frequently Asked Questions
What are the funniest Christmas jokes for kids?
Kids often love the simplest ones best. A favorite is “Which cookie loses its temper the fastest? A ginger snap!” because it’s short, easy to remember and the pun is clear even for younger children.
What are good Christmas jokes for a 5 year old?
Five year olds enjoy short jokes with simple puns and knock-knock jokes, like “How do snowmen say hello? Ice to meet you!” Use the “Little kids” filter at the top of this page to see the best picks for ages 4 to 7.
Are these Christmas jokes clean for school?
Yes, every joke on this page is clean and family friendly, so they work for classrooms, school lunchboxes and church or community events.
How do I make Christmas joke cards for lunchboxes?
Choose the jokes you like with the filters on this page, then tap “Print joke cards”. Cut along the dashed lines and fold each card so the answer is hidden inside.
The Bottom Line
The best Christmas jokes for kids are short, silly and easy to retell. Pick a few favorites for the dinner table, open a new door on the joke Advent calendar each morning in December, and print a set of lunchbox cards for the school week. A little laughter goes a long way during the busiest time of the year.
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